Hi, I'm Will and in a moment, I'm going to shamelessly call myself a writer – there it is. I spent ten years as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes and stories everywhere I could, from dive bars, to Comedy Clubs and theatres, to Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Celebrities Read Mean Tweets’ segment, where I was needlessly cruel to that guy who played Chandler.

Stand-up comedy taught me how to use my words, which ideally, I should have learned in kindergarten. Meanwhile, my simultaneous career as a professional bartender (Oh, Canadian arts) taught me how to make clients so happy that they would literally give me their money.

In my spare time, I plug myself into a steady stream of black iced coffee while I write horror stories, practice Muay Thai, watch a ton of movies with my wife, and stress myself out wondering when the Blue Jays will see fit to heal my World-Series-broken heart.

If you want to talk advertising, horror, comedy, or sports, just drop me a line!